The Untold Truth Of Booty-O's Cereal

Entertaining does not equal stupid, though. Philly Voice relays the information that team leader Xavier Woods has been working on his PhD in educational psychology — he already has two bachelor's degrees, one in psychology and one in philosophy, as well as a master's in psychology. Big E (Ettore Ewen) played college football at the University of Iowa. Kofi Kingston is a graduate of Boston College.

Booty-O's Cereal became a running gag for the team, until that glorious day at San Diego Comic-Con when, according to Uproxx, Big E announced availability of the actual product. "It's a very real thing," he said. "The cereal actually tastes phenomenal. It really does. We just tried it a couple of days ago. It's real." Or as real as any breakfast cereal gets.

At this writing, FYE still offers the product online, under the name "WWE Booty O's Cereal," at $12.99 a pop. Besides the grain-based bits, there are also marshmallow treats shaped like "stars, smiles, unicorn horns, rainbow hearts, booty crowns, tag titles, and magic!" For those of an inquiring nature, the product also includes "modified corn starch, brown sugar, salt," and the fan-favorite tripotasium phosphate.

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